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These names used to be roughly interchangeable when distinguishing the social outcasts from the in-crowd in school. Yet, those so-called social rejects were destined to rule the world in the form of Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, et al. 鈥淭he geek shall inherit the earth,鈥� indeed. Oh yeah, and billions of dollars.听

There鈥檚 a lot of overlap in the meanings of nerd, geek, and dork. Yet, some of these terms have grown up a little more than others, and even wriggled away from their initial negative connotations.

Today, being a geek or a nerd no longer implies that you’ll receive a horrible wedgie and get thrown in a locker. Based on popular usage of these terms, geeks and nerds are a new brand of cool kid.

We wanted to explore what sets these terms apart and, as the 51吃瓜 Nerds that we are, we couldn鈥檛 pass up the opportunity to highlight their truly bizarre biographies. Bonus: they generally have absolutely nothing to do with book-smarts and glasses. Biting heads off chickens. Dr. Seuss. Dwarfs. Penises. It鈥檚 all in there.

What are the differences?

First and foremost: Remember, as with all words (including conventional slurs like b*tch), these terms can be used in jest or in anger, to praise or disparage. Calling someone a nerd can be a compliment or a dis, depending on the person and context. So, be mindful!

Alright, what sets these terms apart? Let’s start with the definitions:

Dork: 鈥渁 silly, out-of-touch person who tends to look odd or behave ridiculously around others鈥�

Nerd: 鈥渟ocially awkward鈥� and 鈥渁n intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit鈥�

Geek: 鈥�a digital-technology expert or enthusiast鈥� and 鈥渁 person who has excessive enthusiasm for and some expertise about a specialized subject or activity鈥�

There’s one more term we can add to this geeky list: dweeb. Dweeb is 鈥渨imp; a stupid or uninteresting person.鈥�

It seems as though intelligence and social skills play a big part in a lot of these definitions, but why?

Where did these words come from?

So, what was that about penises and Dr. Seuss? Oh yeah, the bizarre origin stories we were talking about.

Dweeb

This word is the youngest of the four, found in the 1960s. Dweeb鈥檚 associations with unintelligence stem from the possibility that the word is a fusion of dwarf and feeb (short for 鈥渇eeble-minded person鈥�).

This isn鈥檛 to say that dwarves are unintelligent! What may be an explanation for dweeb鈥檚 existence is that 鈥�60s college kids riffed on the physically short stature of dwarves and the short brain span of 鈥渇eeble-mindedness鈥� and came up with dweeb to describe a dimwit.

In an odd 2012 book called The Lizzard of Ozz, an author named Dr. Rufus T. Dingleberry confirms dweeb鈥檚 鈥渄imwitted鈥� character, which he claims is a result of the dweeb鈥檚 parents鈥� obsession with certain mind-altering substances.听

Dork

So, back in the 1960s, dork meant “penis.” (Must’ve been something in the air in the ’60s …) One of the earliest instances comes from the 1961 novel Valhalla by Jere Peacock, where dork had a fancy-seeming spelling: 鈥淵ou satisfy many women with that dorque?鈥�

This spelling of 诲辞谤辩耻别听suggests a connection to Dorque, a 1940s slang nickname for a solider. Other origin theories of dork are that it’s an alteration of d*ck, which would make sense for dork’s initial, phallic meaning. Dork also may be related to dirk, a slang term for “penis” dating all the way back to the late 1700s.

Dork went on to mean people who do silly, ridiculous things. It’s pretty common in slang to liken a foolish person to a taboo body part. Butthead, anyone?

Nerd

Nerd鈥檚 origins are really hazy. (Could the 1960s have anything to do with that?) The most frequently cited story is that Dr. Seuss coined the word, as the name of a bizarre-looking creature, in his 1950 children鈥檚 book If I Ran the Zoo. Suess also introduced nerd鈥檚 friends, 鈥減reep,鈥� 鈥減roo,鈥� and 鈥渘erkle鈥� in the same book.

A year later, Newsweek reported on nerd鈥檚 popularity with slang-slinging youth of the day: “… someone who once would be called a drip or a square is now, regrettably, a nerd.鈥�

The problem with the Seuss origin theory is that it鈥檚 very unlikely teens (who probably weren鈥檛 reading Seuss) picked up the word and used it so much that it became a national story鈥攊n only a year. And, why use nerd and not 鈥渘erkle鈥�? Nerd had to have been around before Seuss, but the doc certainly made it more popular.

Etymologists think nerd has a combination of influences, in addition to Dr. Seuss (and possibly informing his own use). These include a long-running joke of spelling drunk backwards (鈥渒nurd鈥�), implying that studious people don鈥檛 drink or party; a 1930s slang term for nuts (鈥渘erts鈥�); and a ventriloquist dummy popular in the 鈥�40s named Mortimer Snerd.

In the 鈥�50s, nerds were 鈥渟quare,鈥� but the 1984 movie Revenge of the Nerds started to hint that it was 鈥渉ip to be square.鈥� Computer culture also helped nerd take flight, but the word wasn鈥檛 explicitly associated with technology. Technological prowess was never a requirement to be a nerd; only that the nerd be extremely intelligent in any academic area to which they paid attention while ignoring the trivial social scene.

Despite being less cool,听苍别谤诲听has definitely achieved a trendier and more complimentary status than 诲辞谤办听补苍诲听dweeb. It’s rare to find a proud “computer dork” or a “word dweeb,” but self-touting “computer nerds,” “book nerds,” and “word nerds,” are everywhere (as they should be!) From the outset, then, nerd听seems to operate like听geek听in that you can preface 苍别谤诲听with just about any subject in which you claim to have some sincere interest and expertise.

A caveat, though. A quick search of a database on contemporary English shows that the people using nerd are often retaining more of its academic focus: “math nerd,” “language nerd, “meteorologist nerd,” “chemistry nerd,” “statistics nerd,” even “bibliophilic nerd.”Geek on the other hand … geek often branches out into more social scenes: “movie geek,” “space geek,” “music geek,” “guitar geek,” “band geek,” “suburban lawn geek,” “fantasy football geek,” “gardening geek” … you get the picture. So, let’s get geeky!

Geek

Geek is found as early as the 1870s, originally mocking of 鈥渁 foolish or worthless person.鈥� It might be a variant of听geck, a word for “fool, simpleton, or dupe” recorded in the 1500s. This听geck, in turn, could come听from a Germanic root meaning 鈥渢o croak.鈥� Geek. Geck. Croak. We can sort of hear it; can you?

In the early 1900s, a geek was a circus performer who horrified audiences with freaky things like biting off the heads of live animals, like chickens and snakes. William Lindsay Gresham鈥檚 novel Nightmare Alley (1946), about the darker side of showbiz, may have helped popularized the term.

Considering the bizarre acts performed by circus geeks, it may be no surprise that the word geek eventually came to describe general 鈥渙ddballs鈥� and 鈥渆ccentrics.鈥� How geek became “smart” is debated, but by the 1950s and 1960s, a geek was a “unlikable brainiac.鈥� Not for long!

With the computer and tech revolution, geek boomed in popularity with its friend nerd. Unlike nerd, though, the word geek rooted itself more squarely with technology-related fields (once it quit biting off animal heads). Thus, because technology is so important in the Digital Age, so are geeks!听