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I saw a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
鈥� Kevan Brown (@KevanUSM)
Believe it or not, I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. Seriously, I saw it with my own eyes.
鈥� R.C. Liley (@going_dad)
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
My kid loved this one during tball season!
鈥� ThatRoadtripMom (@RoadTripMomDE)
I went for a pun competition and submitted 10 puns hoping at least one would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
— Hesley Fonane (@HesleyFonane)
I read about a very fast chicken.
He was poultry in motion.
鈥� TheHandsomeRandall (@HandsomeRandall)
My local bookshop has a special offer on English romantic poets. It’s called ‘Byron get one free’
鈥� Catherine Kelliher (@kitty_kelliher)
Horses. Yay or neigh?
鈥� Noah Maher (@noahsparc)
I have MUSTARD the courage to tweet now. Let me be FRANK, it’s the WURST feeling. But in HEINZ-sight, it’s a WEINER!
鈥� Gold’s Jim (@jimvicdy)
Monday Punday brought to you by one of my students: I used to tell a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
鈥� Punny_Teacher (@Mrs_Puns)
If there’s a yeti sitting on your belly, is it an abdominal snowman?
鈥� Darius Quebec 馃彸锔忊�嶁毀锔� (@ksej)
There鈥檚 been a lot of *commocean* on board now that we鈥檝e *waved* goodbye to our last sight of land鈥� but *shorely* we鈥檒l get used to eventually!
鈥� JOIDES Resolution (@TheJR)
I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
— Jesse Cale (@JesseCale)
