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"Cheers to the Brits for making the voting system so complicated only our fans could be arsed," he joked.

You are the biggest club in the world, by your own admission, yet all you are arsed about is stopping City winning the Treble?

But can we really be arsed yet another discussion about whether the name of a manager who’s done nothing merits the suffix “ball”, or with examining Carlo’s Ancelotti’s stellar career of success with other people’s teams, when we could just talk about Bukayo Sako instead?

I'm not arsed about having people go, 'Oh Yungblud, he had a good couple of songs, didn't he?'

On the way, police recorded her saying, “I’m not even arsed, I just want my babies” – words that would later come back to haunt her.