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Machine Gun Kelly announced the arrival of his baby with Megan Fox, posting black-and-white video Thursday showing tiny hands grasping at his fingers.

“She’s finally here!! our little celestial seed,” he wrote, posting black-and-white video of the child’s tiny hands grasping at his fingers, painted nails and all.

Besides better grasping, the two-fingered hands may have been used for display, digging, or as formidable weapons.

The question now is whether Americans will stand up to this terrible twosome and wrench our democracy back from their grasping little hands.

“People are grasping at anything,” Lebow said of worried business executives.