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Wear gloves and either waders or hip boots.

Even if you wore a big hat, or hip boots, or a shirt made of scientifically engineered fabric, staying dry in and around Washington was hard.

One Marine was drenched by a wave so big that it tore his hip boots off.

Now I am on record right now as acknowledging that this topic is the deep end of the pool, but, nonetheless, I am wading in carefully, and wearing hip boots.

But I was getting extremely depressed visiting properties in my price range, wading through black mold in hip boots, catching a glimpse of a to do list that included “Take garbage out of rabbit hutch.”