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In a column for Match magazine, he bemoaned: "The wraps are off England's new kit - and I'm saying now I don't like it. It has the looks of one of my mother's old pinnies!"

Put him the red pinny, let him fling a couple around and find his closure.

No part of my brain had previously been bothered by priorities that required pinnies.

The shop at the Bauhaus is a joy – a place where it’s easy to blow €100 on cups, posh pencils and an arty pinny.

His teammates have already pulled on red scrimmage pinnies.