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I got off school for more funerals than I could shake a stick at, but I always made up my work.

“Can you help me tote these buckets of flowers next door? I’ll arrange them in the downstairs kitchen. Lurleen can’t get here to help me for another hour, and I’ve got more orders than I can shake a stick at.”

He said: "I was waiting in the wind, hanging in this bucket, effectively, with every camera you could shake a stick at."

There are more antique beer trays and signs and clocks and figurines and backlit rolling dioramas than you can shake a stick at, from the land of sky blue waters and elsewhere.

As it is to heap praise on a patient Ajax who tied their opponents in knots with intricate triangles, off the ball running and more dropped shoulders than you could shake a stick at.