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One former No 10 staffer told me conference can "give the leadership a chance to set out deeper policy ideas and provide the conditions for a few people to have a snog or be lobbied".

He added that people "can snog who they wish", but urged people to "just be cautious".

By the end of the sequence, as her Queenie drove Diesel’s Dom Toretto through the streets of London, I couldn’t help but hope that she would lean over and snog our hero.

It's 1996 and we spend many nights driving around country lanes with nowhere to go but quite sure where we don't want to go: sticky-floored pubs awash with older men trying to snog us.

Most of the film’s plot revolves around the girls’ schemes to snag a snog with Grant, but what’s surprising is how quaint and wholesome the entire arrangement is.