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In Shakespeare’s day the equivalent term was “swive,” which was far stronger.

Fritz, the hero, is what the average campus revolutionary was in the late '60s�a fool tabby, living off vicarious experience, with his head full of windy sub-Marcusian rhetoric and only one ambition: to swive.

Salacious Tavern and ye taverner-host, From Pileate Brothers the ninth pile-post, D'ye claim, you only of the mentule boast, D'ye claim alone what damsels be the best 5To swive: as he-goats holding all the rest?

An if thou swive me not forthright, as one should swive his      wife, If thou be made a cuckold straight, reproach it not to      me.

And an eighth: She proffered me a tender kaze; But I, "I will not swive,"      replied.